Parents Job Descriptions

Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

Long term, team players needed, for challenging, 
permanent work in an often chaotic environment. 
Candidates must possess excellent communication 
and organizational skills and be willing to work 
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends 
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to 
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless
sports tournaments in
far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. 
Extensive courier duties also required.

The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at
least temporarily,
until someone needs $5. 
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. 
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a 
pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three
seconds flat in
case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not
someone just crying
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, 
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets 
and stuck zippers. 
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and 
coordinate production of multiple homework projects. 
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings 
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. 
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, 
an embarrassment the next. 
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a 
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the
Must assume final, complete accountability for 
the quality of the end product. 
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and 
janitorial work throughout the facility.

Your job is to remain in the same position for years,
without complaining,
constantly retraining and updating your skills, 
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis..

Get this!  You pay them! 
Offering frequent raises and bonuses. 
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because 
of the assumption that college will help them 
become financially independent. 
When you die, you give them whatever is left. 
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that 
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, 
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and 
no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless
opportunities for
personal growth, unconditional love, 
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards



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